anecdotes Every Man is a Kingdom Every man is a kingdom of 3 personalities. There’s: The King of his mind, The Queen of his heart, and The Commoners in his pants… – and like every kingdom, every man must choose a system of government by which to
29th Knot Much Ado About Nothing Hey folks, This is the video I meant to write about last week, but I didn’t have time to then. Since you might want to watch it again before we dive in, I have included it below: You see, among the many
29th Knot A Tale of Two Brains With Valentine’s day around the corner, I thought I would share this funny video about how men and women think with you all. As we celebrate love this week, please keep this info somewhere at the back of your mind. It will
26th Knot It's Not About the Nail When I stumbled upon this video, I laughed so hard that I nearly fell off my bed! It’s only about 2 minutes long, but in those 2 minutes, one of the more annoying difficulties of man-woman relationships, is expressed quite humourously. I
13th Knot The Packing Life Cycle The first 40% • Neat • Organized • Categorized The next 30% • Somewhat organized • Somewhat categorized The next 20% • Is there space still left in this box? • Does that item over there fit? The last 10%: • Everything left gets thrown in boxes and hefty bags.
11th Knot Priceless Security deposit – $850 Monthly rent and utilities – $700 Walking about nude in your very own apartment – Priceless Matchmaker fee – $200 Wedding hall and dress – $2000 Always having a date to parties and all that – Priceless Used car –
10th Knot Becoming A Woman Becoming a woman means: I don’t quit when the first wave of pain hits. Instead, I take a deep breath and soldier on through the last 10 reps of push-ups, dead lifts, crunches and/or lunges. I don’t go on to the
10th Knot The Safe Height My whole life I have always been one of the shortest people I know. Be it at work or at play, amongst friends or amongst strangers, my height left much to be desired. But up until I started taking a less passive interest in
5th Knot #1: LET IT SNOW August 15 Moved to a new home in Jersey. It’s so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I’m going to love it here. October 14 Jersey is
5th Knot Back Home Every time I come back home to Nigeria, I find there is some new and exciting difference. Last year it was the Lagos state governor Babatunde Fashola and the major improvements he was making to the state, the bowling alley that had opened up
4th Knot I’m on a Plane (Lyrics) The original “I’m on a boat” SNL Digital Short can be found here Awww yeah! Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for take off! Everybody in the plane keep your seats upright And stay in your mother loving chairs! We taking
4th Knot Theme Song Last night for some odd reason, I found myself binging on Saturday Night Live Digital Shorts ( Short comedies from the SNL show ). Actually it was no coincidence, entirely the fault of Kemi Onajin. Anyway, while watching I came across this short featuring T. Pain