Contributed Welcome to the (mis) Club Welcome to the club It's not a club you want to be in ... It's not a club you would choose to be in .. It's not a club you can ever leave ... But it's a club - and you're not the only one in it The price of admission is too
Humour The Packing Life Cycle The first 40% • Neat • Organized • Categorized The next 30% • Somewhat organized • Somewhat categorized The next 20% • Is there space still left in this box? • Does that item over there fit? The last 10%: • Everything left gets thrown in boxes and hefty bags.
Humour Priceless * Security deposit - $850 * Monthly rent and utilities - $700 > Walking about nude in your very own apartment - Priceless * Matchmaker fee - $200 * Wedding hall and dress - $2000 > Always having a date to parties and all that - Priceless * Used car - $4000 * Regular check-ups and gas -
Life A Writers Dilemma Dear Friends, It's been a long time coming since I wrote something new for Damola's blog, and since the effects of my last article [https://theredstringblog.com/this-persistent-need] have long worn out – here goes nothing: Over the past few months I've had so much to write about. I moved out
Humour Becoming A Woman Becoming a woman means: * I don’t quit when the first wave of pain hits. Instead, I take a deep breath and soldier on through the last 10 reps of push-ups, dead lifts, crunches and/or lunges. * I don’t go on to the next chapter even though I desperately
Contributed Andoral This message comes with a disclaimer - Do not read it in haste nor when your mind is unsettled. Do not skim over the words, instead read slowly and carefully , and though the message is obvious, with some luck perhaps it will take form and make its way to your
Relationships New Boyfriend, New Shoe I recall an intense debate I had with a few Nigerian guy friends about how fickle a lot of Nigerian girls are becoming. “They carry around designer bags without even knowing who designed them!” one of my friends exclaimed in irritation “if you can’t buy them a $500 Gucci
Relationships This Persistent Need Before I start, it might be best to say that The Red String doesn't usually post scandalous articles like this one; {Oh yes we do!} It was quite hard for me to stick to the norm, and I'm quite honoured that Damola [http://theredstringblog/author/damola/] would even entertain the
Humour #1: LET IT SNOW August 15 Moved to a new home in Jersey. It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here. October 14 Jersey is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have
