Priceless

• Security deposit - $850
• Monthly rent and utilities - $700

Walking about nude in your very own apartment - Priceless

• Matchmaker fee - $200
• Wedding hall and dress - $2000

Always having a date to parties and all that - Priceless

• Used car - $4000
• Regular check-ups and gas - $400

Singing along to whatever radio station you want - Priceless

• DUI ticket - $109
• Lawyer fees and bail - $1600

Having a best friend around after the heartbreak – Priceless

• Gym membership - $150
• Fat-free foods and snacks - $1500

Giving 20-year-old me a run for her money - Priceless