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Humour

Posts about things I find/found funny. Beware my Dry and occasionally Twisted sense of humour

Every Man is a Kingdom

Every Man is a Kingdom

> Every man is a kingdom of 3 personalities. There's: * The King of his mind, * The Queen of his heart, and * The Commoners in his pants... * and like every kingdom, every man must choose a system of government by which to rule. * Thus, if you want to rule the kingdom, you

Much Ado About Nothing

Much Ado About Nothing

Hey folks, This is the video I meant to write about last week [https://theredstringblog.com/tale-two-brains], but I didn't have time to then. Since you might want to watch it again before we dive in, I have included it below: You see, among the many idiosyncrasies that distinguish men

A Tale of Two Brains

A Tale of Two Brains

With Valentine's day around the corner, I thought I would share this funny video about how men and women think with you all. As we celebrate love this week, please keep this info somewhere at the back of your mind. It will surely help you laugh over the small stuff.

It's Not About the Nail

It's Not About the Nail

When I stumbled upon this video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg], I laughed so hard that I nearly fell off my bed! It's only about 2 minutes long, but in those 2 minutes, one of the more annoying difficulties of man-woman relationships, is expressed quite humourously. I remember

The Packing Life Cycle

The Packing Life Cycle

The first 40% • Neat • Organized • Categorized The next 30% • Somewhat organized • Somewhat categorized The next 20% • Is there space still left in this box? • Does that item over there fit? The last 10%: • Everything left gets thrown in boxes and hefty bags.

Priceless

* Security deposit - $850 * Monthly rent and utilities - $700 > Walking about nude in your very own apartment - Priceless * Matchmaker fee - $200 * Wedding hall and dress - $2000 > Always having a date to parties and all that - Priceless * Used car - $4000 * Regular check-ups and gas -

Becoming A Woman

Becoming A Woman

Becoming a woman means: * I don’t quit when the first wave of pain hits. Instead, I take a deep breath and soldier on through the last 10 reps of push-ups, dead lifts, crunches and/or lunges. * I don’t go on to the next chapter even though I desperately

The Safe Height

The Safe Height

My whole life I have always been one of the shortest people I know [https://theredstringblog.com/mini-mouse]. Be it at work or at play, amongst friends or amongst strangers, my height left much to be desired. But up until I started taking a less passive interest in girls, it

Valentines

Valentines day every year is always a day of polar opposites. Either you're being pleasantly reminded of the joys of being in a relationship, or painfully reminded of the loneliness that comes with singularity. You are either finding love, or losing hope. Partying it up, or Mellowing out. With people,

#1: LET IT SNOW

#1: LET IT SNOW

August 15 Moved to a new home in Jersey. It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here. October 14 Jersey is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have

Back Home

Every time I come back home to Nigeria, I find there is some new and exciting difference. Last year it was the Lagos state governor Babatunde Fashola [http://www.lagosstate.gov.ng/BRF.php] and the major improvements he was making to the state, the bowling alley that had opened

I’m on a Plane (Lyrics)

I’m on a Plane (Lyrics)

> The original "I'm on a boat" SNL Digital Short can be found here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU] Awww yeah! Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for take off! Everybody in the plane keep your seats upright And stay in your mother loving chairs! We taking off, Let's Go!

Theme Song

Last night for some odd reason, I found myself binging on Saturday Night Live Digital Shorts [http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/digital-shorts/videos/] (Short comedies from the SNL show ). Actually it was no coincidence, entirely the fault of Kemi Onajin. Anyway, while watching I came across this short featuring T.